Blorbos

they're all aroace and if you disagree you're dead to me. none of these link to profiles since they're canon characters. click the thumbnails for my headcanons, though!

Steven Universe

my son i constantly mutilate into different aus

  • aroace, the aro part just fluctuates and hence why he's with connie in canon
  • bi as hell. had a crush on zac efron as a kid
  • loves fanta. jakeneutron peak headcanon
  • bpd, ocd, anxiety, autism, adhd, depressi- [i write him with symptoms of all of these by accident, which might say something about some diagnoses i should get but this is about steven not me]

Ryland Grace

aroace king FUCK all you people who ship him with simon iron lung

  • just plain aroace. his girlfriend mentioned in the movie was a "is this a best friend or romantic feeling" case. has no interest in romance or sex and is perfectly fulfilled with his platonic relationships
  • manages to be late for pretty much everything
  • knows stupid fun facts about EVERYTHING. went and learned a bunch to impress his students
  • likes naming things, even if they're inanimate. his microwave is named wavy
  • accidentally stole a fidget spinner from one of his students [confiscated it and promised to give it back but was put on the hail mary instead] and isn't guilty about it

Stanford Pines

nerd ass bitch. love him but the gravity falls fandom ruined him for me a little </222

  • sex repulsed AND romance repulsed. that being said, would go on a platonic dinner date with neil degrasse tyson
  • terrible terrible cook. very bad. will set kitchen on fire
  • died and got revived 12 times in the multiverse, also cursed to be immortal. he's pissed off about it
  • spent some time as an actor out there. fun fact: two of my ocs are derived from actor!ford's roles

Pim Pimling

pi m :]